The #1 question that I get asked the most is, “How is that daughter of yours doing ?” Well, here is a Happy Saturday update;
She’s weirdly normal!
I’m always trying to give that daughter of mine dating advice. Sometimes she even pretends to listen. She recently told me about this one guy that she has dated a few times. She calls him weird. I said, "I like him." I told you that your Dad is weird. Those must be the kind of guys we both attract. She said, “ It's hard for me to be myself around him." I replied, "He's perfect." That means you will never get too comfortable. Nobody needs to know your true self. Unless they piss you off. She said, "He's always busy." I figure that is how he maintains that 3.9 GPA. He can become my Doctor any day! I said, "He's perfect." Every occupied man is a gift. She said, "Mom, you don't understand." I said, "Yes I do." Dating someone that is hard to date gets you ready for the real thing. The guy that won't pretend to laugh at your jokes. You know, the one that refuses to hold your hand while it's hot as hell outside, and chooses watching sports over anything that you may want him to do. That is a man after my own heart. I then said," You want to know why Daughter Of Mine?" She replied, "No thank you." Of course, I told her anyway. "A man's game face reveals his true soul. Like it or not, the day that you encourage him to smile when he doesn't feel like it. Is the exact same day that you become the underdog." See, I'm not a man expert. But, I do know the words to this song. A smart man sang it many years ago. I do know that when a Man loves a Woman, He can't keep his mind on nothing else. If she is bad, he can't see it. She can do no wrong. He will spend his last dime. He will give up all of his comforts if she said it's the way it ought to be. When a Man loves a Woman so deep in his soul, she can bring him misery.
If she plays him for a fool, he is the last one to know. Loving eyes can never see.
FYI, I know exactly how you feel. I really do. It's perfectly ok to like a weird guy. The day he loves you, he stops being weird. All guys are weird. Some are just better at hiding it than others. LMAO. If you need anymore dating advice, call your dad. I'm dying to know what his true take is on, "Weird". LMAO,
LMAO !!!!!!!!